car mechanics

Bernard’s Car Show

Bernard the All-Powerful Wizard was taking his time getting to the car workshop. He knew that his master plan was perfect because, well, he was the one who made it. You don’t live several centuries without picking up the art of social interaction. Pushing his sunglasses firmly up the bridge of his nose, he sauntered …

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A Crashing Defeat

“I am a human, and I am here to repair my automotive vehicle,” Penny began, leaning her elbow on the counter with a mischievous smirk. “If you could let the nearest human mechanic know so we can begin the currency transaction.” She looked back at Dave who was grimacing as he hurriedly glanced between Penny …

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Yeah, I’m Jealous

Why does Narelle always have to be so darned smug? Sure, she’s better than everyone at virtually everything, from making money to volunteering at a soup kitchen to having a good haircut. But that doesn’t mean she needs to let on. Can’t we all just pretend to be on the same level? Here’s an example. …

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Flying Cars NOW

We here at the Flying Car Advocates Society would like it to be known that we’re very tired of waiting for flying cars. I mean, the name says it all. That’s why we chose it. Our group has only been going for a week, but I think we’re already coming up with solid plans to …

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Weaving a Tale

Sometimes, in life, you just drive your car through the window of a knitting shop. It’s just one of life’s intricacies, something that forms the fabric of the weave of time that we create upon this earth, and yes, I am in quite a lot of trouble. For one thing, that was my Dad’s car, …

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Leave Cars Alone

Anyway, it looks as if SOME people have been abusing the technology. Car servicing specialists Hawthorn wide have been reporting some odd happenings, and word is starting to spread… cars that have certain new AI features installed, for example. I’m talking 4WDs with the power to shift the driver into alternate realms via an impossible number …

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Give Me A Brake

I have this recurring nightmare, right. It involves me driving my car at high speed, trying to slow down, and realising that pressing the brake pedal makes me speed up – and there’s no way of slowing down. The car just goes faster and faster. Deep analysis aside, I reckon there might be a straightforward …

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