My sister won’t stop going on about her new ‘farmhouse kitchen’. What does that even mean? I assume it’s something along the lines of a rustic look, and I wish she’d just say that instead of doing this whole wannabe urban farmer charade. So you grew some mint on your windowsill; big whoop. I know …
How far can you go with office design, really? Diane from HR has been on about it for four weeks straight now. At every meeting, she’s got some new idea up her sleeve that’s supposedly going innovate the whole sector. We’re a law firm, Diane, not a happening PR company like those kids over the …
I’m thinking I need to just offer brunch. Like, make the cafe a ‘brunch’ place, with heavy emphasis on foods that could be considered both breakfast and lunch, but could never be mistake for anything but hybrids. Gourmet oatmeal is out. Eggs benedict is borderline…maybe with a bit of lunch-y alteration. I just wanted my …
We here at the Flying Car Advocates Society would like it to be known that we’re very tired of waiting for flying cars. I mean, the name says it all. That’s why we chose it. Our group has only been going for a week, but I think we’re already coming up with solid plans to …
Sometimes, in life, you just drive your car through the window of a knitting shop. It’s just one of life’s intricacies, something that forms the fabric of the weave of time that we create upon this earth, and yes, I am in quite a lot of trouble. For one thing, that was my Dad’s car, …
Anyway, it looks as if SOME people have been abusing the technology. Car servicing specialists Hawthorn wide have been reporting some odd happenings, and word is starting to spread… cars that have certain new AI features installed, for example. I’m talking 4WDs with the power to shift the driver into alternate realms via an impossible number …
How do I keep getting myself tangled in office design? I don’t even work in an office! And of course, for someone with my free spirit, working in an office would be paramount to murder. I’d steadily waste away, my universal energies drained until I was nothing but an empty shell, entering data only to …
Ironically, I’m going to need some modern kitchen design for my medieval-themed kitchen. It’s all the illusion, of course…we’re not actually going to be cooking things the way they used to do back in olden days, days of yore. I plan to give our restaurant kitchen a total makeover, while keeping the quality kitchen supplies …
So I’ve been playing a lot of ‘Sim-Monarchy’ lately, in which you build your own fantasy kingdom, and I’ve realised one thing: I’m a despot. No two ways about it. I never got into any of those life simulators when I was younger, but my friends used to come to school with all these tales …
What do you get when cross an art deco fanatic and a surfer, and throw them together in a home renovation project? A recipe for a hit reality tv show, that’s what. Or maybe a sitcom. But also, you get the current relationship between my brother and his partner as they vie for control over …