Have you ever heard the tragedy of Saint Daryn the Sneaky? Saint Daryn was a carpenter from the Melbourne area, so powerful and so smart he could use his carpentry skills to create… doors. He had such a knowledge of door creation and replacement that he could even offer this service for free, without asking. …
Man, the third window replacement this week! And of course, it’s two weeks after I got the job as the maintenance guy. Mr Clancey isn’t going to be happy about this, but it’s not like I have anything to do with it. There are all these weird lighting storms suddenly brewing, causing a bit of …
It’s not a castle, but it’ll do! The exterior is extremely castle-esque, clearly crafted with Romanian architecture in mind, but a Melbourne touch at the forefront. Perhaps we can transform it a bit, but for now, I’m just happy we’ve found somewhere that suits us. It’s even on a hill! AND it has a gate …