A lot of my friends say that I’m arrogant and superficial. Personally, I think that’s a bit out of line! So what if I’m a guy who spends up to three hours a day at the gym? I like to look good when I go to the night clubs. Sure, I like to put excessive …
Look, don’t tell anybody about this, but I’m thinking about getting some bathtub modifications for my safety. I know, it’s shocking. A lich as powerful as me, needing bathroom support? It’s absurd. But, well, something happened the other day. I left my staff and spellbook on the other side of the bathroom as I took …
I think I’m going to have to fire Charlie. He’s a good guy, and sacking him is the last thing I want to do, but this has just gone too far. I don’t know who told him he could bring his dog into work, but that certainly is not on. Every time I try to …
Winter has hit early this year. Usually, I find that the cold weather doesn’t kick in until June, but this year certainly became brisk quite fast. I hate it when the weather gets colder. It changes the whole atmosphere of things. In summer I like to frequent St Kilda and go for long walks in …
The other day, I was walking along my usual trail, looking out for anything that would catch my interest. I’m a writer by profession, which I suppose shouldn’t be too surprising, given I write blogs. Each morning, the first thing I do is go for a long walk through the bush, hoping to find a …
I’m a bit of an artist if I do say so myself. I’ve worked on a wide variety of sculptures over the years, selling them for extremely high prices at auction. People love my artworks. Just last week, I sold a sculpture of some sort of strange animal that was kind of like a combination …
I can’t believe we got out of that escape room alive… only to walk into a massive battle between the members of the Church of the Tinted Flock and the Auto King’s loyalists. That’s right, they’re at it again, causing havoc across the entire city of Melbourne. Will this feud between them ever end? It …
My brother, Kenny, just told me that he’s feeling anxious about a date tomorrow night. Given that he comes across as an ideal package of funny, smart, handsome and all the rest, I was surprised to hear this. Somewhat unkindly, I had to laugh when he told me that the main source of his stress …
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Saint Daryn the Sneaky? Saint Daryn was a carpenter from the Melbourne area, so powerful and so smart he could use his carpentry skills to create… doors. He had such a knowledge of door creation and replacement that he could even offer this service for free, without asking. …
There’s too much glass in my life of late. If it’s not a new shower screen for the apartment, it’s a splash-back for the kitchen, and if it’s not that, it’s gathering quotes for replacing the balustrades at the station. Actually, that last one’s the real trip. It’s taking up all my time, and it’s …